Goo-Gone
Ewww, goo. You just want it gone. Dried bug guts, grease, mildew, sticker residue, tree sap, glue. Zap it with Goo-Gone.
This is an important part of our arsenal to keep the rig clean and unscarred by sap, bird poop, and bug guts. And how convenient that I happen to be allergic to the natural preservative in this product. So, Jim is in charge of Ewww Duty at LIB.
That’s right, taking care of icky avian scat and entomological remnants it’s no big deal with Goo-Gone. This miracle liquid reduces petrified bug remnants and the crustified gifts from our winged friends into a slippery gumbo – No, no! More like a rich, thick roumelade (EWWW!) – which, with the assistance of a soft cloth, lifts completely and cleanly off without damaging the metal surface with harmful abrasive actions, AKA, elbow grease. Elbow grease!? Ewww …
Goo-Gone. Great name, btw. Do yourself a favor and get some goo, or maybe two.